digital douchebag

A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.

You may be a digital douchebag if you:

1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.

2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.

3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.

4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.

5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.

6. Are a hopeless textaholic

7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.

8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.

The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.

by whimzzical July 17, 2010

7 digit

Someone who is new to osu! and is such a low rank they have 7 digits

Dude, stop I'm not playing with this 7 digit. He sucks!

by thebooheist June 6, 2019

Digital Mourning

The act of going through your hard drive and pulling together all of the photos of deceased loved one for archiving to a CD-R. This way they are preserved, in case your hard-drive follows them to the "other side" and you aren't constantly reminded of them whenever your screen-saver comes on.

This past weekend I conducted a digital mourning for my cat. She was a sweet girl.

by Nathaniel Curtis (Lord of the Pigeons) April 22, 2007

Digital Dickhead

Someone who spends lots of time on there computer ignore other people around them!

She was sat on her computer and i call her a digital dickhead

by sghawkins May 18, 2009

digital wake

The time period after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with eulogies and memorials dedicated to said person. This can make social media almost unusable for a day or two.

Well I can't use facebook today.

Why?

David Bowie's digital wake. Every two seconds there's a new post about him.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016

digital ownership

The virtual proprietary rights of digital assets belongs to someone is digital ownership.

digital assets belongs to someone is digital ownership

by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013

digital poop

digitally produced architectural forms that are non-functional and are justified by some self-indulged explanation. Most of the time these CG images aren't even convincing in terms of possible habitations or even remotely constructible. Incidentally there is a fine line between digital poop and actual significant architecture but discretion is crucial. Vagitecture falls under the umbrella of digital poop.

yo! Did you see the new Onramp? Its got a whole bunch of digital poop all over it!!!!!

put this script in maya and boom, you have digital poop!!!!

by semadar August 4, 2008