National Deadbeat Dad Day

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.

“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”

by Iced milk August 3, 2019

Have a wonderful day!

In British, and American, English, this is a euphemistic, and sarcastic, way of saying 'Go fuck yourself'.

Bully: Die in a hole
You: Have a wonderful day!

by Cent1m3ter April 29, 2020

National Ox-Shaking Day

On April 28th, National Ox-Shaking Day is celebrated in order to commemorate the ban of Oxa3

"Can you hit the Ox Shaker for me? It's National Ox-Shaking Day!"

by Stockton Rush June 29, 2023

Get back with your ex day

Get back with that one you missed out on. Get back with your ex day is so you can have a second shot

Dang I might have another shot, tomorrow is get back with your ex day

by Mr cherry popper November 1, 2018

National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 19, 2019

Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day

On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too

Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days

"ewww furry art, go kys"

"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"

by anonynonmous December 18, 2020

ARMY Independence Day

ARMY Independence Day is the 14 of October. We celebrated our freedom from the pressed kpoppie world in 2018. They ridiculed and mocked us for years, calling us toxic and trash, and finally it was enough. Now we have our own continent what can those hoes say?
President: Kim Namjoon
Independence Day: 2018, Oct 15
Government House: The Purple House
Trademark color: Purple
National Anthem: 땡
Motto: Borahae
Mission: Break records, make another history, fly even higher
Vision: Dominate The World!

ARMY Independence Day is the only holiday that matters and kpoppies can stay pressed. Alexa play DDAENG by BTS

by NamJeniuss October 14, 2018