Cupcake Surprise

once you give a girl a facial, you secretly grab a hand full of glitter and throw it at her face and scream "surprise!"

I was banging Betty and she asked me for a facial. After I gave her a much needed facial, I gave her the ol' cupcake surprise, which agitated her

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

hostess cupcake

When you take a big gigantic, super awsome fat crap and proceed to bust a nut right on top of it.

I took a mad fat shit today and made it into a hostess cupcake......it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

by edgardo daniel sanchez December 26, 2010

Hostess Cupcake

The act of shitting in ones hand then ejaculating onto the shit to form the icing on the top of the cake. Then consuming it with your partner.

Josh asked Will for a delicious Hostess Cupcake and Will gladly aggreed to deliver.

by DarkSpunk April 10, 2009

Cupcake stan

Someone who is in denial of their faves mistakes or flaws and will go to extreme measures to prove they are the best.

Example 1.) I AM NOT A CUPCAKE STAN ARIANA GRANDE IS THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING WHY DID ARETHA NEED TO DIE ON THE SWEETENER RELEASE DAY FUCKING DAMN IT. AND X? HE COULD HAVE DIED A DIFFERENT DAY UGHHH SEE THATS ONLY REASON SHE FLOPPED ✨☁️💧🌫

Example 2.) You stupid n***** fat hoe slut dike dick sucking gay idiot retarded bitch really just said Sweetener flopped? LMAO YOU STAN WHITNEY HOUSTON AND YOURE CALLING ARIANA A FLOP? Looolllll BLOCKED BYE. not a cupcake stan. all love ✨

by nickixtay August 18, 2018

generation cupcake

spoiled snowflakes who’ve been sheltered their entire lives and have no notion of personal responsibility.

everyone gets a trophy, everyone gets an award! Generation cupcake can't do wrong. Blame society, not the kids!

by Chefj August 15, 2015

cupcake

To throw with great velocity, a cupcake, or after meal related delicacy into an unsuspecting face.

Imitating the clowns in the circus, I cupcake Julia's face, causing frosting to inhabit her hair.

by Julia Rossini October 29, 2007

self-cupcake

The art of cupcaking oneself. When emitting a particularly pungent fart, one must cup one's hand around said flatulance, then release the aroma into the face. Doing it to someone else would simply be a cupcake, doing it to yourself would be a self-cupcake. This way you can unleash the true smell upon yourself.

Shit, I had eggs last night! I'll self-cupcake to see if I can smell them!

by Patricia the big gay November 11, 2006