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poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.
"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"
by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025
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Crumbing

Crumbing is the obsessive act of meticulously searching through carpet fibers, wood grain, and horizontal surfaces for any unintentionally dropped "crumbs" or morsels of dope. This applies to all major dopes such as that Booger Sugar, Uncle Ron, or Meff.
Looks as though Meffanie is out of Meff cause' she is crumbing through the carpets of her trailer looking for anything she can put in her oil burner and smoke.
by L'il Tism March 11, 2025
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hide the crumb

When you hide congealed semen in a man’s urethra.
It hurts when I pee because last night my gf and I played hide the crumb
by TheBluexRanger January 16, 2023
mugGet the hide the crumbmug.

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.
Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.
by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019
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crumb drinker

A derogatory term for a Lesbian hooker who doesn’t tip waiters and lives in an urban area
You dirty crumb drinker

Fucking Crumb Drinker

Have you seen Karen what a fucking crumb drinker
by Crumb Drinker101 February 3, 2020
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Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.
Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”
by anonymous November 30, 2021
mugGet the Bum crumbmug.

crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..
Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.
by Paypaid July 6, 2019
mugGet the crumb yourself outmug.

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