crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Crispy

The higher rank of cool

"How do you feel?"
"Cool, no, wait... I feel crispy!"

by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017

Crispy

When your parents or someone old gets baked or high

Mom are you crispy?

by Emu42069 January 4, 2018

Crispy

Is another word for GOD. He will do whatever he wants when ever he wants.

Yo is that CRISPY. We better run before...

by Gage Hernandez February 7, 2020

Crispy Bitch

A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.

Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.

by Isdustbinn March 30, 2020

CRISPY

When someone does something good.

OOH! Thats extra crispy, man!

by boislayerha April 8, 2020