Crispy/Crisp'n

When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.

When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.

Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.

Rubin is crispy/crisp'n he tried buying a 20$ bag with a 10 $ match play.

by KnightMare. July 25, 2018

case of crispies

case of light beer

"Could smash CFA and a case of crispies for $40"

by crispy_boy August 7, 2018

Crispy

The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.

Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.

After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.

After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.

by Crispy Slayer January 22, 2019

Crispy

(adj.) on point, looking good

"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"

by Lil Nikul February 19, 2019

Crispy

When a roast is especially hurtful;

"holy shit that roast was *Sharp Inhale* CRISPY!"

by THEDEFINITIVEFISHMAN September 18, 2018

crispy ween

Someone who has a cool attitude

Hey dude y got a “crispy ween”

by Willween October 2, 2018

Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.

Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.

by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018