Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

Glance Count

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.

Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.

by emogurl721 August 4, 2011

Count olaf

The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.

Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025

God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022

Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.

Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.

by HM788 August 4, 2025

Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.

If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?

by NitemareZen December 6, 2020