an alternate pronunciation of "cool whip", in which the "h" sound is stressed before the initial "w" sound of "whip"; a word made famous by Stewie Griffin of "Family Guy".
-"Hey man, pass the cool hwhip over here."
-"The what?"
-"The cool hwhip. I just gotta have my cool hwhip man."
-"Say it again."
-"Cool hwhip. Hey you got a problem with me?"
-"Cool whip."
-"THATS WHAT I SAID!!!"
-"The what?"
-"The cool hwhip. I just gotta have my cool hwhip man."
-"Say it again."
-"Cool hwhip. Hey you got a problem with me?"
-"Cool whip."
-"THATS WHAT I SAID!!!"
by acflyer February 20, 2008
Krillin: So this will get Goku back to health in no time? Mondo cool!
Vegeta (thinking): Yes, Mondo Cool.
Vegeta (thinking): Yes, Mondo Cool.
by Kodina December 14, 2003
"Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want." –Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
More on cool girl: "And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. ”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
More on cool girl: "And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. ”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
Wow, she totally doesn't give a shit about guys, and she likes sex and football. She is a cool girl!
by ur-banned Dicktionary May 13, 2019
by pbm19 January 21, 2008
Terrible; awful. Anything defined as "cool and trendy" is actually the opposite. Internet tough guys love things that are cool and trendy, as these things help them feel slightly less gay. However, even things that are cool and trendy don't hide the fat of the fat lion.
by stiffshifter July 25, 2010
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