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cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015
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kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
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burger coma

That nap you take after eating a real gormet burger.
I'm about to have a burger coma.
by JimmyJam007 August 23, 2016
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Tits Coma

When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."

Girl: "I read that ass tits."

Guy: "Tits Coma?"
by Damien Soade September 11, 2011
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Gaming coma

When you spend so long sitting in one spot playing a video game uninterrupted that you are completely immersed in the game and entirely numb to and dissociated from the world around you.
Josh: I just spent 6 hours straight playing Minecraft, and then, when I had to get up to go to dinner, I was so disoriented. I couldn't even remember what day it was.

Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.
by A Sharp Major January 12, 2025
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boomer coma

When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
by macklemurr September 2, 2023
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Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
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