Closet monster

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

closet head

A blowjob given inside a closet, usually to hide the act from others.

Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.

by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016

glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.

Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”

by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023

Decorating The Closet

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011

hotsy in the closet

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012

Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012

drugs' closet

A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs

"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"

by Will the real trump pls stand October 28, 2018