a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
Get the Behind closed doorsmug. 
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Doormug. A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
Get the Close only counts in grenadesmug. A poverty stricken area with a staggeringly high crime rate. A tight knit community of troubled individuals, who bring the reputation of Weston down to an all time low.
‘You are so Chandler Close’
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.
by frozen tan May 6, 2021
Get the Chandler Closemug. Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.
by delilahjones June 20, 2025
Get the curtain closingmug. Hot, nice to people. Will marry a tall, strong, funny, hot man with the initials M.R.S😏😏😏 she is also very beautiful and good at sports
by Hebert ford June 27, 2022
Get the ella janeen closemug.