Clemens

Clemens are often very loyal. People named clemens are always there for you, when you need them in your life. Those kind of people are very cute and look like a teddy bear with their brown eyes. If you don't have any money you need to go shopping with a Clemens because they are extremely generous and will buy you everything you want. Clemenses are always optimistic but sometimes a bit too much so that it could be annoying. They always search for the good thing in a bad story. They are extremely polite, but act sometimes like a fuckboy, but in general everybody needs a Clemens in his/her life because they are very nice, handsome and generous.

girl 1: wow did you see this guy with the 2 girls over there, who is buying everything the want ?

girl 2: DAAAAMN, this is definitely a CLEMENS !!

by ilikeclemenses January 2, 2017

Clambake

Clambake. A party where there is only girls and no guys at the party it is the opposite of a sausage party ;-)

Oh my god this place is such a clambake. Kids load up clambake

by Clambakeeer April 8, 2017

chembarrassing

When you took a mixture of chemicals (mdma) and it made you do embarrassing stuff

Look at you gurning in this video - how chembarrassing

by FunnyLikeAClown July 5, 2017

clementits

A large set of nice tits that bounce around like clementines.

Damn girl you got some clementits

by Bablahhhh August 19, 2017

Chembranadi

Travel without ticket in a public transport system with family

Can be used as plural of Kummanadi

avar aarudeyo koode chembranadichu

by aaro123 October 5, 2017

Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018

Clebbings

A furry pubic clump of boona hanging off the rim of your arsehole

Shurrup your dad eats clebbings for tea....

by JoshLurpakkButtery August 21, 2018