Clipped the cigar

When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.

Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.

by schissler June 17, 2018

Played the Cigarette Out of My Hand

When someone beats you a contest or game (usually cards) extremely badly. Originating from the game Shithead, where one can be made to pick up so many cards that they must put their cigarette down to hold them all.

“Matthew is way too lucky, he’s played the cigarette out of my hand!”

by The Hylander July 11, 2018

Best friend cigarette

When you have just one cigarette left on you and you share it with your best friend.

Bro, one last smoke, do you wanna share it with me, best friend cigarette.

by Rishabguptaji August 12, 2019

The Oral Cigarettes

A amazing Japanese rock band that originated in Nara of 2010. They’re top hit is Kyourun Hey Kids! Being the second OP in the anime Noragami. They also have done many other anime openings like Revisions and Scarlet Nexus ( seasons 1 and 2). You should 100% check out their music bc they are amazing. The lead singer is Yamanaka Takuya, bassist/ chorus Akirakani Akira, guitarist Suzuki Shigenobu, and drummer Nakanishi Masaya.

Person 1: have you heard of The Oral Cigarettes?

Person 2: Yes! I love them a lot because they are a cool band with amazing lyrics and composition of each song and they like to spice it up a lot with they’re songs. I love the vocalist Takuya Yamanaka, super nice voice to listen to.
Person 1: Oh that’s cool I’ll check them out later!

by ItsKarmoo March 27, 2022

cigarette

A pinch of tobbacco, rolled in paper, with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

by §k¥©LåD March 15, 2003

cigar

What cigarette smokers don't know they're missing. Try Phillies Titan cigars.

mmmmmmm, cigar, tastes like candy

by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005

cigarette machine

1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.

Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.

Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.

note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.

by tommy mack May 13, 2003