noun - slang
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats
Definition of Cigarette Boatin':
1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,
tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said
dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.
b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see
erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's
humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a
monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.
2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and
leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework
for a boner.
Examples of Cigarette Boatin' in a Sentence
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami
"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."
"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."
"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."
by Iain Danger April 03, 2022
1 “ what happen to your hair?”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”
2 “oh me and my girl tried Human Cigarette last night my toes felt so good”
by Big Muh Fuggin Eaf April 06, 2021
This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.
by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023
To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later
A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…
At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette
2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
It's only a cigarette
It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...
by David Broke September 12, 2022
by Nenona571 March 12, 2024
A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.
by Hector_833 June 30, 2024