Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.

The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.

by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017

A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018

Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church

They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church

by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022

Church Butt

Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.

„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“

by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022

Church jumpers

1. Families that frequently migrate to different churches

2. A notorious Manhattan gang known for ransacking churches

"Those families are such church jumpers"

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CHURCH JUMPERS, RUN"

by Nightwatch2007 November 16, 2022

Purple church

Slang term for a strip club, most notably located in Oceanside California

"Hey bro we are going to purple church, you in?"
"Nah I'm too broke for blue balls this week"

by Midwest Danger Crew December 22, 2021