christian

a christian is someone who believes that jesus christ is the son of god and that he died for EVERYBODY'S sins. a REAL christian realizes that he/she is not perfect but tries to be more like jesus. a REAL christian wouldn't try to force their beliefs on others, so whoever thinks that obviously hasn't met a true christian. also, don't think that all christians are like george bush, cause i'm a christian and i'm not exactly a big fan of his....to say the least.

Non-Christian: So, I guess you like George Bush
Christian: Not even a little.

by Jimena January 18, 2008

christian rock

Bleck. Bad music made worse by the cheesy lyrics. They usually claim to be hardcore but are grossly poseurish.

On the Southpark Christian rock episode.

You guys aren't hardcore.

YOU BET YOUR GOSH DARN REAR ENDS WE ARE!

by holly the ginger kid. June 23, 2007

Christian Jihad

Giving all the bible thumping retards a reason to act like jerks, and to Judge anyone and everyone they see fit, more or less a complex of "I am better than you, because I dont drink or smoke" usually resulting in the christian looking like a dictator and a jerkoff
See : Cockbag

"man that guy was being a dick because I went to that party and ended up hooking up with this fine ass bitch. mother fucker tried to pull some christian jihad on me, that dirka dirka bitch."

by Xaviur September 10, 2006

Christia Law

A set of non-secular, faith-based laws accepted by Christians, principally that God's law is above government's laws, but also including faith-based discrimination, women being subordinate to men, rejection of science, opposition to the separation of church and state, among others, although different denominations have different views on these laws.

My son's school wants to teach creationism.
What? Isn't that Christia Law?

by TheSaltCityBoy July 18, 2011

christian rock

Rock music, with lyrics about christianity, Jesus, and God.

It's taking all my willpower to make an unbiased definition about Christian Rock, one of the concepts I hate. No offense, I just don't believe in most of any abrahamic religion or ones dealing with the supernatural. I'm pretty sure the above definition is accurate though.

by you shall never get ma name! December 28, 2005

christian cocaine

another name for coffee

There's nothing like a little Christian cocaine in the wee hours of the morning

by DJS61388 October 21, 2010

Christian

an absolute madlad. christians are one of the best people ever. he is usually found playing games and will survive off of only goldfish and chocolate milk. however, this man is amazing. from his stunningly beautiful eyes to his one-of-a-kind humor, you will always want to stay with him more. christian is such an amiable, passionate, witty, funny, handsome, bright, and loyal friend. He's everything you could've wanted. He's an A+ guy and you're lucky if you have a christian in your life.

person 1: bro he's a legend gaymer
person 2: that's christian, he's my bestest friend ever

by gaymer.acsendation.3000. November 27, 2019