juilia child

The hottest chick to ever live.

She had a bunch of cooking shows, and was a spy or something in World War II.

I masturbate to Julia Child whenever her show is on TV.

by Qlanth June 6, 2005

chipotle child

The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.

Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.

by Boshjuno April 4, 2015

granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.

like...whoa...a granola child

by gracie lucy June 29, 2006

Man Child

A man child is an individual (usually male) who still hold traits of a child (adolescent). These traits include whining, pettiness, insecurity and not being able to take the blame.

Willam "Fubar" Lang is a big fat man child.

by Yeti86 February 10, 2019

child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.

Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"

by Elizabeths mum September 20, 2010

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

Brat Child

A. An annoying/obnoxious child.

B. Kevin Smith.
C. Not Kevin Smiths girlfriend, Kira.

You are such a brat child. So I had to prove you wrong.

by shestheenemy May 11, 2014