Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?

by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010

Captain King

What they were going to call the primary character of the Halo video game series before finally going with the astoundingly original "Master Chief". /lie Used by detractors of the series to poke fun at the character.

All hail Captain King! Huzzah!

by Holly Teacakes October 9, 2007

You and the captain, make it happen

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006

captain douchebag

The biggest douchebag in the history of time. A person who exemplifies all that it means to be a douche.

Zach Pannenton is captain douchebag
those who don't even know his name simply know him as the captain.

by ShooToKill August 13, 2006

Captain Pussy Fucker

Legendary llama of the Half-Life modification "Team Fortress Classic" well-known for his binds i.e. "take that ya son of a bitch" and known for being banned off almost every TFC server as of 2005.

Captain Pussy Fucker, please stop teamshooting.

by Chuck Bronson April 3, 2005

captain planet

A superhero who is made of the five elements: Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Heart. These elements are represented by children who run around saving the world, and when in grave danger combine to form Captain Planet.

Kwame: "Earth!"
Wheeler: "Fire!"
Linka: "Wind!"
Gi: "Water!"
Ma-Ti: "Heart!"
All: "Together, we form CAPTAIN PLANET!"

by ryan_teh_awesome December 28, 2005