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cereal

1. the thing you eat in the morning when you have nothing else to eat.
2. the thing you eat in the morning when you lazy as fuck.
I'm gonna eat some cereal today.
by fxLight August 6, 2017
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Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
by The Black Russian December 14, 2018
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Cereal

Verb. Meaning laughing or yelling. Typically used when looking at a funny meme or reading a funny or agrivativing story.
“The ending of that made me cereal.”
by RandomInternetAndroid January 4, 2019
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Cereal box

You often keep your ceral in them they are made of cardboard and some kids make robots out of them they are often a insult boys use on girls to show they are flat chested
Dude1:omg she’s pretty flat. Dude2:ye she’s a right cereal box
by Sexybaby6666 August 3, 2018
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Cereal

by Kali Koko August 24, 2018
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Cereal

I was gonna hang out with the boys but my lady wants to give me some cereal tonight.
by GaussValiro September 2, 2018
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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
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