Carson Bailey

Someone who will be your best friend for the longest time and one day you’ll start to realize you have feelings for him. He can be a bitch sometimes but he will love you very much. He is hot, tall, athletic, and sweet.

girl’s bff- you and carson bailey would be cute
girl- i know :)

Carson Bailey by bitchy_bitch May 21, 2019

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carson the fuckboy

A person who lies to there friend

“He’s such a Carson”. Total Carson the fuckboy

carson the fuckboy by Smartstfrancisgirls January 30, 2018

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Carson City Milkshake

When a girl lies on her back and puts her legs behind her head so she's curled up like a ball with her fa-la-la sticking up in the air. The male counterpart then squats over the girl and begins intercourse. Mid-coitus he produces the poop he's stored up from a lunch of pepperoni Hot Pockets, and shits into the girl counterparts' perfectly aligned anus.

Karen made me pepperoni Hot Pockets for lunch. You know what that means...Carson City Milkshake. *high five*

Carson City Milkshake by Sir Poopington Fantastic October 7, 2009

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Carson Newton

Carson Newton is compared to Brad Pitt and is extremly sexy. When seeing him you become extremly horny and want to jump on him and take all of his clothes off. They often times have brown hair with beautiful eyes. He treats you like a princess always. Carson Newton is loved.

"OMG, that Carson Newton is soooo hot."
"Yeah, i totally agree."

Carson Newton by BabyGirl___77 August 17, 2009