Canada's History 

When you fuck your woman on the back of a moose, so that one of the antlers can penetrate her ass, in front of beaver children, and, right before you cum, you take the antler out of her ass, empty a bottle of maple syrup in it and smack her with a hockey stick

A: Dude I totally gave that girl I picked up last night Canada's History

B: No way!

Canada's History by ColbertNation420 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

sexual act involving stanley cup, moose antlers and maple syrup. typically involves 2 female participants and 1 male. In most iterations female A impales her vagina on one side of the moose antler while female B sits on the other side. The male actor is then felated by both females while dumping maple syrup over their faces and repeatedly slamming them on the head with the stanley cup. this happens until all parties climax.

dude, i canada history'd until I could hear the stanley cup hitting some bitch in the head in my sleep. canada's history

Canada's History by mr mustache February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.

You seen LeRoy today eh? Last night he showed Martha Canada's History. Poor woman.

Canada's History by DannyB99 February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

A pussy country stuck on maple syrup and making good beer.

Canada's history is so spussy like

Canada's history by jasonn18 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sex act involving a bottle of maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanly Cup

Yeah, I'm gonna go tawling for some Canada's History later. Wanna join?

Canada's History by Arachina February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10

To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).

Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."

Canada's History by Verdy February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A disgusting yet oddly pleasurable sexual adventure in which participants (Which can range from two to nine) in which the Stanley cup, a bottle of maple syrup and the antlers of a moose are used.

Man 1: Dude, i heard that girl was part of Canada's history.
Man 2: (Vomit)

Canada's History by Ryan'oryan February 4, 2010