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Crumb

Increments of $1000.00 dollars
I lost a crumb on that game last night
I blew 2 crumbs on that high end chick last week.
That asshole owes me 5 crumbs.
by Jonny Angels May 4, 2018
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Crumb Soup

Gravy made from batter bits left in cooking oil after frying meat.
Please add an extra scoop of that Crumb Soup on my mashed potatoes.
by Sunrise6771 February 27, 2024
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Crumb Bum

A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation

“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”

“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”

Conversation

“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”

“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”

“Got you.”
by Janejsmith85 May 7, 2022
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crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlierthanks, crumb shelf!
by ogmack122 June 29, 2017
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Crumb

(V.)

The action of orgasming so hard that your semen solidifies. The orgasm feels as if passing a kidney stone, hence the term crumb Most of the time crumbing leaves cuts on the urethra, leading to major blood loss. Many people who have experienced crumbing, say that it made the orgasm better despite the major injury. In some cases you may be able to weaponize your penis and shoot your crumb at people to induce serious damage.
Billy: omfg I am about to crumb.
Bobby: Oh no, that’s very dangerous. I might be able to use that delicious, bloody crumb as seasoning for my food.
Billy: *crumbs*
Billy: Darn, my urethra is now bleeding due to my crumby orgasm.
by TheCrumbMan January 1, 2024
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Crumb

Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.
Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.

Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.
by Distortus Dongasaurus September 9, 2021
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popped crumbs

When a mans anal juices burst from his hole
We fucked too hard and he popped crumbs.
by manbro6969 February 25, 2015
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