credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 16, 2025
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Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.
Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit
by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022
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A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud
Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
by Miss fenty ma November 02, 2022
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credit whore

a person in scarlet skies who pushes every teammate to drop all of their credits to them during war.
A: GIVE ME ALL YOUR CREDITS FOR ICBM!
B: Damn, that guy's a credit whore.
by wostard October 28, 2023
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LS line of credit

The LS swap is a popular choice for many car enthusiasts due to its affordability. Junkyard swaps are widely available throughout the country, making it easy to find the necessary parts. Building the swap is also cost-effective since it involves borrowing money from the bank instead of using personal funds. The cost of the swap can vary depending on the parts used, ranging from $700 for an oil pan to $5,000 for a chassis swap. Additionally, the negative equity value in the car decreases after the swap, making it a smart financial decision. Overall, the LS swap is an excellent option for those looking for a cheap and efficient way to upgrade their car.
"Hey Barry, have you heard about the ls line of credit swap? It's a never-ending loan offered by the bank that only costs $55 every month. This makes it a smart and cheap financial decision for an ls swap. It's a great option for those looking to finance their ls swap project without breaking the bank. With this loan, you can get the funds you need to complete your swap and pay it off over time, without worrying about high interest rates or large monthly payments. It's definitely worth considering if you're planning on doing an ls swap.
by Barneyfark March 18, 2023
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Stealing credit

And it doesn't speak to the implicit truth-claim.
Hym "That's just stealing credit for things and giving it to God."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Motherhood Credit

Is when you have lack of sexual activity and partners, passion, limited work options, Love, Fake Double imposter and Dating Time, Wear and Tear health and Food, depression, Debt, life experience, being stood up and call weird or to grieve, foot pain and physical pain, period pains, broken promises, baby daddy walkouts, never get the ring, from being a mom for the 1983's only (for the one that define the word ) for lifetime credit and sure be compensate for finances, healthcare, Fashion and dreams and goals in life etc.

This is for Sheena A Moore
My Motherhood credit never got the chance to experience any of my single life but still feel robbed in life.
by Smoothie8girl February 12, 2025
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