sam cooked

v. trans. To be shot...derived from the late r&b singer Sam Cook who was shot to death.

The drug dealer sam cooked the guy who wouldn't pay him.

by TheBoss51 February 9, 2006

Dane Cook

A comedian and actor native to Boston, Massachusetts. Mostly known for his work as a comedian, Cook has released 3 comedy albums and has joined the ranks of George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Bill Cosby in regards to comedy albums going platinum and in this case double platinum. He was the first comic in 29 years to have an album on the billboard charts, being at #4. Also responsible for the hand sign known as the 'Super Finger' aka the "SuFi."

Did you see Dane Cook give them the SuFi last night?

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by Sarahjoe January 19, 2009

Caleb Cook

The act of flying from Vietnam to Australia illegally

Dude, you totally just Caleb Cook

by xXchickenbrainXx February 19, 2020

cook salmon

Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."

by bobned October 17, 2014

Bad Cook

Someone who tries to cook, but is poor at it, and uses bacon as a cover up. Also one to not cook wild game correctly, forcing people not to like wild game, and trying to make there bad cooking not the reason, use bacon. AKA - food band aid

Mike thinks he is a great cook when he cooks wild game, but really is a bad cook.

by the great cook January 4, 2019

cooked spaghetti

The act of comparing the stiffness, or status of your labido to cooked spaghetti which is limp and lifeless.

Jim was not into Megan, he was cooked spaghetti.

by Danmaj April 21, 2014

abby cook

Loves to suck dick and swallow kids

get you an abby cook for the best head

by condadohotel April 25, 2017