by close....but no cigar June 27, 2004
While she's asleep, shit in her shoes. Hide in the closet in the morning, and masturbate almost to the point of ejactulating. When she puts on her shoes, she'll slip and fall and when she is on the ground, spooge on her face.
by Jordan L. Gibson July 11, 2008
by poo on you May 10, 2004
When your fucking a girl in the ass and about to cum, pull out while you are spreading her buttcheeks to gape her asshole and gizz in and around the rim of her asshole so that the gizz forms a "pizza crust" like formation around her asshole.
by Loxdap December 09, 2008
A political environment or arena where any scrawny, half black kid from Hawaii can actually profit quite well from shady business deals in the most corrupt city in America...in a system that makes plenty of money for its downtown political and business leaders and their bankrolled "friends" and for the clean white folks who live in the burbs, but leaves its dirt poor and homeless far behind.
by Buddy Knox March 25, 2008
by bokonon82 April 07, 2015
A murderous sexual move, the Chicago Chopper was first practiced by mob in Chicago in the 20's and has since become a staple of maphia rape-murder. As a woman is performing fellatio on a man, just before he cums he slits her throat and cums onto it.
News Anchor; A womans body was discovered yesterday, the victim of a Chicago Chopper. Police are currently investigating.
by BlackBeard89 April 07, 2010