When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023
Get the Cheffedmug. Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
Get the pastry chefmug. Sex position. Male laid on back with feet splayed in frog position with ankles tied together. Wrists tied to ankles to form bowl shape. Partner acts interpretively as the spoon. Warning: do not try unless you are a professional sex haver
by Sexyterry May 12, 2021
Get the Compliments to the chefmug. An urban way of saying you'll get stabbed, hence, "chef" acting like the cooking type of chef when they cut things.
by Lzway2splashhy July 8, 2020
Get the chefmug. Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
by Iron Chef 009 December 20, 2016
Get the Iron Chef 009mug. See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025
Get the Chef Hot Messicamug. by bbbunz June 19, 2023
Get the heff chefmug.