eye-a-beetus

diabetes of the eyes
a condition caused by an overload of eyecandy.

-"He's hot."
-"Yeah he's givin' me eye-a-beetus!"

by izzyyt July 26, 2010

Driving A Beretta

Driving while so intoxicated, one cannot even keep their vehicle on the proper side of the road.

Dude, that guy in the van is driving a Beretta!

by ElMulletto March 30, 2011

Big Biggity Beetle Bitch

When a nigga is such a bitch that his bitch matter has formed into a chytin shell around his body, turning him into a beetle bitch.

"Aye bro, you're trash at fortnite." - big biggity beetle bitch
"Why you gotta be such a big biggity beetle bitch all the time?" - niggato

by ll_akira_ll November 9, 2018

Cody Lee Bereth

He is in fourth period English and doesn’t like me being around

Dang Cody Lee Bereth do be lookin fly tonight

by IsaacLloyd33 March 23, 2022

beret

a hot girl.

omg, hallie's such a beret.

by ktness February 21, 2009

Beetle Finger

A beetle finger is an ingrown pubic hair that has managed to also grown long enough to reside inside the vulva.

Man! I was going down on this girl and when I swallowed, there was a hair in my mouth. It was a beetle finger dude! I threw up!

by Salixx August 25, 2011

Beetleweed

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."

by Big O SM SG July 16, 2008