A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.
Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...
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In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
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brad

a no good guy who is out to kill you in your sleep the man is insane
brad is sneaky hes in your room whach out
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Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words
“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions
“Brad is always bradding
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Brad Keselowski

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds
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Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups
Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day
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