boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

Lil boying

Not taking someone seriously, or fucking with someone

" Aye let me come to the function"

" haha yea whatever"
" come on man stop lil boying me"

by Jezzejp May 15, 2016

boning the prime cut

Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)

Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.

by Quinster January 31, 2008

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

boring

The people who add serious definitions to words on Urban Dictionary.

Joe:I'm gonna add the definition of Niger.
Niger:A country in Africa.
Bob: Wow Joe you're so boring.

by Dem_Ballerz232 May 11, 2019

Honing and boning

Having sexual intercourse.

Wonda Wonderpig was in the van just honing and boning!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Oingo Boingo

The best band in the universe, fronted by Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman is basically the mortal equivalent of Jesus Christ, only with more chops.

I must repent for my sins and be saved, let me play some Oingo Boingo records.

by Mel July 30, 2008