Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 July 24, 2016

Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock

Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!

by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018