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Blonde Envy

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that
I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.
by kittylucious October 4, 2010
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blonde moment

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of
The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.
by Nick Copola September 29, 2003
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blonde moment

a moment that blondes have when they suddenly go stupid..but then they get not-stupid after a minute...(you dont have to nessisarely be ''blonde'')
skylar:what is 2+2?
Blonde:um 5
skylar:no 4 you idiot!
blonde:oh sorry blonde moment
by skylar October 5, 2003
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Blonde Mafia

Bridget Marquardt's clothing line
Do you like my new tank top? It's from Blonde Mafia.
by girlnextdoor3 November 8, 2006
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Stink Blond

is an ethnic slur used in America for a person of Hispanic descent mostly females who dye their hair, It is known to be very offensive. Referring to the natural stinky smell of Latina female, and when the Latina want to avoid this prejudice by passing for a white they just get stinkier.That's why their hair looks so dry. And they always wear it in ponytails.
Stink blond ahead. Check out the deformed ass on her.
by Mr Gringo August 14, 2010
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Blonde Bitches

A blowjob machine that is usually also a great sandwich maker. Often used for massive orgies. If your blonde bitch has ponytails, it would be considered a blowjob with handlebars. Your blonde bitch should never leave the kitchen, unless told that it is okay or if she is delivering your sandwich.
My blonde bitch has no gag reflex. Fuck yes.

Sexy ass blonde bitches taking it hard.
by Cap'n Bro August 6, 2011
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filipino blonde

An asian who bleaches his/her hair to look blonde, but the color is usually orange. Most often found on a gAyZiAn
Nguyen has a smokin bod and small pointy titties, but I can't handle her filipino blonde hairdo.
by VegasChris July 8, 2005
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