Blaster

A autobot that has posters of soundwave

Blaster ejected his pets.

by mr optimus prime February 4, 2024

Ass Blaster

Sticking a power washer and proceeding to turn it on, effectively cleaning out one's insides. Soap is optional.

Dude, I had my power washer on hand so I totally gave him an ass blaster!

by Sweater man March 10, 2017

Blaster Camper

A person in a multiplayer game who will camp in a turret or gun-like form waiting for any enemy to arise, these players will not leave this form the entire game unless killed.

Usually these players will try to camp up high and far away from you as to snipe you from afar.

Watch out for that Blaster Camper over there, just go the other way and you will get him.
Blaster Campers are so annoying.

by kk5dire April 4, 2021

New Year’s Blaster

When someone’s lil guy has an explosion downstairs on 12:00 1st Jan

James: i just did a new year’s blaster
Jaergus: this is why you’re single

by Senutobi December 31, 2020

Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

New York Finger Blaster

When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.

I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.

by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020

monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024