balloon knot

Another name for the Anus. Also reffered to as the Angry Spider in the unfortunate case that the balloon knot is surrounded by hair resembling a spiders legs.

Ho needed to clean it up in the nether region. I swear I could see the angry spider trembling...

by RAK July 13, 2005

Deflated balloon

A tired person.

Helga felt like a deflated balloon after walking 10 steps. Bill was breathing like a deflated balloon.

by ArmendHammer August 6, 2019

Grumpy Balloon

The term many body builders use for their milk.

I had some delicious Grumpy Balloon!

by redhood56 December 31, 2011

Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.

Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver

by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016

balloon fart

when you fart and it sounds like a slowly deflating balloon

When trying to be discrete in class, Nadya Chu tried to let out silent fart, but let out a balloon fart instead.

by pixellen June 19, 2016

Water balloon

When somebody slides their asshole over the tub faucet and cranks the hot water up to max wow letting their large intestine blood with boiling water. When they cannot hold anymore they then release the water onto their partner. It is usually accompanied by shit particles and screams.

I dropped a water balloon on Shelly last night. It ruined the bed.

by GamerGirlPee123 February 12, 2020

Shit balloon

A voluminous fart.

Dude, don't be floating none of your shit balloons in here today!

by flyfroggy July 7, 2015