Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Jayden bond

Cute darkskin has a nice body knows how to speak to women and good at sports . and can eat a mean plate of ads cheeks .

Jayden bond must be a winner

by Jejehh August 7, 2017

convertible bond

A bond between two people that can easily be changed from one state to another. Sort of like a Love/hate relationship.

Me and her have a convertible bond, so no Mayer how much we may argue or laugh, we still stay together.

by Thunna Katt November 1, 2017

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.

Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.

by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022

Brain Bond

what is yelled when two or more people say the exact same thing, think the exact same thing, or do the exact same thing at the same time.

Joe: "hey that car over there looks like a shroom"
shannon: "OMG i was thinking that exact same thing! BRAIN BOND!"

by shanntaban December 18, 2011

belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022