Bmw driver

People that are crazy on the road and daddy is rich

Passenger: USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS
Bmw driver: what are turn signals

by Schoolistorture October 12, 2022

BMW

high performance vehicles largely produced in Germany that either has two wheels or four- In every case however, gives the driver an unapologetic and free license to drive like an absolute dick. BMW operators will Characteristically cut people off, use the right lane to past left lane speed-limit going goats, uses highway onramps as their personal launch pad, and of course employ 0-use of blinkers. Typically driven by younger rich pricks, drug dealers, mafia hitmen, or in general by those that cant stand Audi or Mercedes drivers.

Even if you're a rule biding driver, a BMW will make you into a dick. period. And that's just fine because everyone will get it- your in a BMW.

EXAMPLE 1: Dude why are you driving like a douche? - Sorry man its a BMW.

EXAMPLE 2: Are those two dealing drugs? Well its black M5 in a walgreens parkinglot at 3am so yeah, of course.

by Wutwutintha October 8, 2020

BMW

B-Be
M-My
W-Wife

Will you BMW

by IcE WaLlAw CoME January 12, 2019

BMW

Beautiful Mexican Woman

Beautiful Mexican Wife

I just got myself a “bmw” ... wow new car??? No; a beautiful Mexican woman

I’m marrying my “bmer” ... what? Who marries a car??? Nop it’s my Beautiful Mexican Wife

by Edalou February 18, 2019

BMW

the angry business man's car

BMWs are normally seen from the front as you are always going to slow .. Even when your not, the true king of undertaking

by Thegenderbender March 13, 2018

BMW

Black man's weiner, big mexican woman, or bavarian motor works.

Ex. (A)
Johnny Racist: Go suck a BMW!
Toolbag Friend of Johnny's: Ha ha!
Ex. (B)
Johnny Racist: Is that an earthquake, or just a BMW walking by?
Bystander: DOUCHEBAG!
Ex. (C)
Gearhead: Hey, look a BMW M5 with a type 4 body kit and chrome spinners!
Bystander: Nice car.

by k.t.m. December 3, 2009

BMW

Acronym for " Built Motherfucking Wrong."

Kevin's new girlfriend has a figure like...well, she's just BMW.

by Dallyn July 31, 2015