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Bishop

Somebody who cannot handle their drink. Often found stumbling the streets of London after half a pint.
‘Adam it’s your round.’

‘I’m heading off now fellas.’

Adam leaves

‘He really can’t handle his drink. He’s such a Bishop.’
by The chundermeister May 15, 2018
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bishop

is a joke! known by many people through their hometown framingham but nowhere else because they bums
i’m kinda scared i’m bishop
by bishop slayer July 24, 2023
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Bishoped

A word used to describe a person that cant attract females even when they try all the time. Even if the dont give up and try their very best they still fail to pull females.
"That guy has tried to get so many girls but just cant" "Yeah man he is totally bishoped"
by Chuck91 April 1, 2023
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Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.
This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.
by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024
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BISHOP

by gsal2783@gmail.com January 11, 2023
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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