turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.

"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"

by Etch September 9, 2006

whinging pommy bastard

Englishman that complains a lot; or, an Englishman. Whinge means to whine or to complain, a pommy or pommie is an Englishman, and bastard is just for emphasis.

Why do you Australians always talk about "whinging pommy bastards?"

by octopod November 5, 2006

turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.

Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.

by jb3ar November 29, 2007

Bastitch

One who is a combination of both a bastard and a bitch. A she-male who has pissed you off fits this definition.

MAN!! That bastitch cut me off in traffic!!

by RadioRunner July 12, 2003

hairy bastard

A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.

My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.

by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004

A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

dirty bastard

is a filthy no good for nothing asshole who leaches off everyone he can and probably still lives with his parents.

You get your ass out of here you dirty bastard.

by RWC January 14, 2004