double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

Cracker Barrel

Another name for a fat white person.

With the rate of obesity in America we can see more cracker barrels than anywhere in this world.

by Pimster July 18, 2011

barrel

the barrel of a gun

yo he was sweatin when i had the barrel in his face

by AC June 3, 2003

scrape the barrel

To scrape the barrel is to preform a sexually indecent act upon the partner... ALWAYS two queer men who are bumlords

Dodsworth loves to scrape the barrel

by pseudonym March 29, 2004

Barrel girl

A portly woman with no bodily features other than her stout barrel shape, who typically takes jobs at low rent places such as Wal Mart McDonald's. She would typically be pursued by a mexican with few other prospects.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear Carlos asked Barrel girl out yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah he didn't really have any other options.

Guy 1: He took her to the Mcdonald's she works at so he could get a discount.

by Corky Carter October 16, 2011

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Air Barrel

In the gambling world, particularly pool and other cue sports, an air barrel refers to an empty barrel (barrel meaning wager or a unit of money remaining in one's possession) which a player or gambler passes off as a full barrel he/she has in order to play a match or set.

Asia "Cantnobodyholdmedown" Cycak totally brought an air barrel to California to play OMGWTF in their high stakes match!

by SkyscraperChris May 1, 2011