Well gone

Drunk, passed mental state in which one is unable to think.

Mike “are you okay”
Nathan “nah I’m well gone”

by Webster’sDictionary2018 October 15, 2018

Health and wellness

Army/Military term: In BCT or AIT when there’s a (typically) an unannounced check on peoples room/lockers. The drill sergeants are suppose to be looking for mold, etc but they actually just throw everything around in your room in hopes they find food, vapes, etc.

Hey bro get rid of that vape by next week we overheard some drill sergeants talk about a health and wellness sometime next week

by thatf00 April 20, 2022

Well that’s depressing

When something or someone ruins your happiness.

When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”

by Casual peanut April 10, 2019

Hella well

The proper grammer for when you describe something being done exceptionally competantly.

Brad: lets smoke out an apple
Chad: naw it wont work
(It works)
Chad: damn that worked hella well

by Yupyupyuuup June 13, 2018

shartesian well

a manhole cover that oozes sewage

The lift station failed, resulting in several nearby shartesian wells flooding the streets with sewage.

by KylerLaird February 18, 2021

darn well

Euphemism of "damn well", meaning very well

Girl: What's happening today?
Boy: You darn well now what's happening.

by autismgirl123 March 13, 2019

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

by lilhellian January 14, 2010