Rape alarm

The act of waking a sleeping woman by having sex with her.

Reginald: "My girlfriend was snoring like a pig again last night, so I decided to give her the old rape alarm."

Winston: "How did that work out for you?"

Reginald: "Well it stopped the snoring... but then there was a great deal of shouting and screaming."

by Texas Dan August 6, 2010

alark

Alark is something you say to someone in the process of hugging them.

Jackie hugged Jenn in the hallway and screamed AlARK!

by jackieeeex3lol March 8, 2007

Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010

ring the alarm

When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.

"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel

by Willa Zea April 14, 2005

Allardyce

To allardyce is to shit ones self

I'm going to allardyce

by cajlad90 January 30, 2015

Hungarian Fire Alarm

When a girl is using a bottle of hot sauce as a dildo and it breaks releasing that fiery goodness into her clit.

Holy Tittyfuckers! Mary just had a Hungarian Fire Alarm, there aint no way in shit I would tap that hot ass pussy for at least 5 minutes.

by Bartholomew Xavier Optimus Prime April 21, 2008

Lunk Alarm

Planet Fitness, the home of the self-conscious exerciser, decided to get rid of the meatheads and attention seeking Guidos by hooking up an alarm system for vain bitches who find it impossible to work out without the attention of everyone else in the room.

"How's I s'posed ta get my swell on at da gym widda fuhckin Lunk Alarm goin off e'ry time I grunt"

by Boo45 April 6, 2010