suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

Arab alert

when federal law enforcement agencies are filled in when there are Arabs in the area and to watch them because they commit the highest proportion of terrorist attacks.

The Arab alert made them the only white minority with no billionaires in America.

by Coop Dupe April 6, 2020

dumb bitch alert

an unintelligent human being

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT

by spicytacotree September 17, 2019

AMBER Alert

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

by stan twice 4 clear skin <3 March 27, 2023

broke nigga alert

A phrase used to confirm that a nigga has reached the lowest point of financial

Stability to where affording anything above 10 dollars is as unlikely as u pulling a 10/10 latina

Ay bro I need some money I got fired

Bro: BROKE NIGGA ALERT ⚠️

by The man the myth broke nigga#1 November 23, 2024

Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.

My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.

by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021

Amber Alert

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown

"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"

by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022