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by lolara July 19, 2021

mommy alert

any emo/goth girl with fat tits

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right

by [saturn] July 31, 2021

VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.

I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.

by QuacksO November 17, 2021

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig October 26, 2007

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by "> April 16, 2021

Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 02, 2023

Armin Alert

He’s not the strongest but damn he’s smart and hot ofc. His not the biggest but ayoo his d1ck 😯

Armin Alert is hot

by Armins Wife 😹‼️ May 18, 2021