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Alyssa

Wants to fuck Carters
by JimmyTimmyHimmy December 5, 2019
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Alyssa

Really nice and will hand the the tea.. Super thicc
Alyssa is super thicccc
by Rick Foster December 10, 2019
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Alyssa

She doesn't care about what anyone thinks about her, though she may need comforted once in a while. She will support your good decisions and criticize your bad ones. She will always be there for you when your in a dark place and put you second place (next to her lover).
"Hey, is that Alyssa? I want to talk to her about something."
"Yeah, I think that's her. Good thing she's always open!"
by OGRupphireFan February 10, 2020
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Alyssa V

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)
by Evan Salter April 24, 2020
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alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.
"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"
by alyssajts June 6, 2020
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Alyssa

If a girls name is Alyssa you should be friends with her she is very kind. Most of the time she will have long brown beautiful hair. She also has glasses and she is VERY funny. She also loves to do TikTok dances.

Made by Emerson
Person: who is that
Me: ALYSSA!!
Person: Wow she is pretty.
by Emerson Johnson October 8, 2020
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Alyssa

A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin
“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin
by danica420420 October 12, 2020
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