Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.

The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.

Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"

by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016

hot ball abortion

When a blacksmith heats a ball of nickel until it is red hot and subsequently takes said "hot ball" and plunges it into the uterus of a women undergoing an abortion.

Wendy: Did you hear Tiffany got a hot ball abortion?
Abigail: Yes. She died because of it.

by ayn rands clit January 12, 2017

If you cant afford it, abort it

The action of yeeting the baby out the window

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.

by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019

Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.

Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.

by pseudoisopod April 17, 2010

i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.

Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'

by niqht June 11, 2018

Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.

"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")

by atlweightlesslover March 10, 2011