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Aidstarded

A person or act defined by incurable and terminal stupidity.
Check out that Aidstarded ass-hole driving an SUV the wrong way down the road.
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aids list celebrity

doorman: "sorry you're not on the list, you're not coming in."

freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."

doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."

freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."
by staygold1984 April 15, 2010
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Herp-Aids

1. When someone shows any visible signs of could be an STD; what you say to the person and their family to make them feel worse and to engender laughter from their friends.

2. The extremely contagious green fire that surrounds players and bots when tagged while playing "virus" game mode in Time Splitters 2.
1."Oooooh, look at that nigga mouth. He got Herp-aids!"

2. Keep that stupid fucking monkey away from me. I will blow that shit the fuck up, I do not want Herp-Aids
by donkeypuncher23456 December 16, 2008
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gator aids

gator aids is a drink that gaige made last year very good for you. you can get it by having sex and sex is very very good for you
gator aids good drink. dink it
by gaige forrest March 7, 2017
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AIDS

With any luck, a vaccine for this horrible disease will be ready within the next ten years. Then you fundies and homophobes can think of something better to do with your time.
Associated Press report (January 24, 2005):

A potential HIV/AIDS vaccine developed by Merck & Co. that uses synthetic genes to prepare cells to fight the deadly virus is moving into the second stage of testing.

An approved vaccine would be about a decade away if the trial and a third study are successful, said officials with the international coalition that is collaborating on the work.

"It is the most promising candidate that we've seen so far," said Sarah B. Alexander, associate director of the coalition, known as the HIV Vaccine Trials Network. She cautioned, however, "something better could come along tomorrow."
by AIDS sucks...and so do you February 6, 2005
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Kyle AIDs

Full blown AIDS that is highly contagious. It is typically transmitted through non-physical interaction with Kyle. Commonly transmitted through interaction over the internet or by simply looking at Kyle.

Symptoms include Gonoherpasyphilabies; diarrhea; bleeding eyeballs; open pus-oozing sores all over the body, in particular on the tongue; shingles; fever; shivering; testicles exploding; and passing massive kidney stones.
I entered a chat room yesterday and WHAM! I got Kyle AIDs.

My douchebag friend showed me a picture of Kyle and now I have Kyle AIDs.
by RagingOrgyNuns December 13, 2008
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Cat Aids

An unpleasant infection causing people to snore abnormally loud. Often caught at large gatherings such as music festivals from lack of sleep and close contact with large groups of people.
(Glastonbury festival campsite)
Mike - STFU!
Harry - Waah?!
Mike - I've got an actual cow with cat aids in the tent behind me!
Jon - LOL cat aids.
by Harry Knight January 15, 2009
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