Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL

Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me

by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020

alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.

friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.

by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020

Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.

Alyssa is retarted

by anonymous October 3, 2020

alyssa

someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic

omg its that bitch Alyssa!

by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017

alyssa

a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa

alyssa ruined my life and now my ex won’t lay me child support

by niftyfiftykitties March 9, 2019

alyssa

Has a 3in tall temper and only has fun in a book, online (alone!), or at the pool!

Today Alyssa punched me in the stomach!

by Valeria Cheera Cook June 18, 2018

Alyssa

Can be very self-centered at times, but also a very intelligent individual. She can disagree with your opinion most all times, but pushing all of that aside she is genuinely a kind hearted person and friend.

Alyssa always disagrees with others

by Honesty is key April 4, 2017