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alyssa

a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.
do you hear hissing

oh it’s just alyssa
by peeps730 June 12, 2019
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The true demon, her cold heart will make you run for your mom. She can game and that gives her her dark skills, her treats will send chills down your spine.
man1: ALYSSA IS OUT TO GET ME

man2: can't help you I'm outta here
by Alyssa_the_DEMON April 23, 2019
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Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.
Alyssa your a butthole.
by Weird buttface May 19, 2019
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A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.
Alyssa is retarted
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic
omg its that bitch Alyssa!
by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017
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a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa
alyssa ruined my life and now my ex won’t lay me child support
by niftyfiftykitties March 9, 2019
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A girl that will definitely give you a headache. Alyssas can be pretty fun but their personalities can be too much at times. They think too highly of themselves and give themselves credit to feel better. Alyssas aren’t the best looking either and have a masculine look to them. They simply think they’re better than everyone else and try to show off too much which can lead to friends not wanting to talk to them. Alyssas claim to be good friends but their listening skills aren’t the best and are often judgmental. She can be fun to date but she’s definitely not marriage material due to commitment issues and isn’t someone you really want to deal with for the rest of your life.
“Have you seen Alyssa?”

“Yeah, she’s over there bragging about herself.”

“Ah, that’s Alyssa alright.”
by JamesG87 May 30, 2018
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