Absolute faggotry

When someone is being so gay they become straight then gay again

Anyone who uses a shotgun I call of duty shows absolute faggotry

by Everduse July 18, 2025

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absolute unit

A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.

Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

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absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing

by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021

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Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.

Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.

by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021

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[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

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