two tents

two tents

we biult two tents

by udhvhds December 8, 2020

elvis tent

When you fuck Elvis Presley in a tent

Be my Teddy Bear elvis tent

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

Tented

Being mad or aggravated; having pent up emotions

Thais had to wait in line for over an hour, she got mad tented

by TentedMan June 1, 2022

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Brent Tent

A F1 driver who got beaten up by Demetrius Demarcus James the III and became a mayonnaise farmer.

Brent Tent is ultra sexy.

by CoolMintman11 April 17, 2022

Tente

A delicious snack that grandmothers give to there children for behaving.

My mom told me to see my grandma so she would give me some tente, unfortunately my grandma had run out so I behaved and waited but I didn’t get any tente.

by Factsforus June 3, 2018

Tent Time

Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg

The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time

by FiveSicks October 10, 2017