Johnny Cade was a character from the book 'The Outsiders' written by S. E. Hinton. Johnny is married to a fourteen-year-old girl, and since he's sixteen, it's legal. His wife, Frances ™️, is still upset by the death of her burnt hubbie. Frances ™️ and Johnny were held together by their love of chicken nuggets.
(Please publish it, I'll be sad if you don't. I want to surprise my friend as she's been upset lately, you can delete it after 24 hours.)
(Please publish it, I'll be sad if you don't. I want to surprise my friend as she's been upset lately, you can delete it after 24 hours.)
Johnny Cade is ™️
by spagonispagonispagonispagonisp January 15, 2019
1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny
1:
Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)
Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)
by Nick Manning Is The Man February 13, 2009
n. A severe beating
Sometimes the only way to set someone straight is to invoke the wisdom, spirit, and life experience of the world's most respected troubadour. When diplomacy fails, you might just have to give somebody a Johnny Cash to get your point across.
Sometimes the only way to set someone straight is to invoke the wisdom, spirit, and life experience of the world's most respected troubadour. When diplomacy fails, you might just have to give somebody a Johnny Cash to get your point across.
1. Ah, that loudmouth over at the end of the bar stepped outta line pretty bad with that comment about my sister. I think I'll go over there and give him a Johnny Cash real quick.
by Sargent Soul Spank August 03, 2010
To trash a hotel room. The act of destroying hotel property by wild parties, wild sex, or intentionally trashing the hotel room so it appears to the hotel staff that wild sex has occurred. Often accompanies Wet Banditing; to leave the sinks plugged and the water running.
by Sakrak January 21, 2007
He needs to buy a sack with his paycheck this week, fuckin Johnny Blaze.
He used to smoke me out; now he's just a Johnny Blaze motherfucker.
He used to smoke me out; now he's just a Johnny Blaze motherfucker.
by MustangGT September 25, 2005
1. very hot singer for the famous british punk band - the sex pistols
2. started the saftey pin fad
real name - john lyden
big hits - pretty vacant, holiday in the sun, anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, ect.
2. started the saftey pin fad
real name - john lyden
big hits - pretty vacant, holiday in the sun, anarchy in the uk, god save the queen, ect.
by iFUCKiNGLOVESiDViCiOUS April 25, 2003
Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
by J. Casey January 28, 2009