Stirring the mayo jar

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

by Elysian893 November 22, 2010

anti-jar conformation

A zen-like state of complete understanding reached by aligning yourself with jjb.

Anti-jar conformation and smeow on it!

by Tony Dungy August 26, 2003

Platonic Cum Jar

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping

“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”

by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021

The Pickle Jar Effect

The effect that happens when a girl refuses to have intercourse with one partner. Then with the next partner finally, and often easily, has intercourse for the first time.

Example: kinda like how someone is struggling to open a pickle jar.

Guy 1: dude did you have sex with Tiffany last night?
Guy 2: no, she wouldn’t let me.
Guy 1: oh, sounds like The Pickle Jar Effect.

by The Bedtime Thinker February 07, 2018

hitting the jiff jar

When you engage in anal sex and when you're done you pull out and find fecal matter on your penis.(Jiff as in the peanut butter.)

"Last night I was hitting the jiff jar on my girl."

by Mophis March 13, 2008

jar squatting

the act of squatting on a jar

hey tom
whats up bob

nothing just jar squatting
ohh well have some fun with that
ohh i will see ya later
see ya

by bucs 76 April 05, 2010

A nut for a jar of tuna

Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.

Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!

by Neko-Miku-Chan April 28, 2016