After eating Mexican, Ted was dump trucking the toilet so bad you couldn't see through the poop colored and poop chunked toilet water.
by Desoxyn May 09, 2015
Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.
Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.
Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.
Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
When you take a dump, and it resembles Chewbacca. A reddish-brown color, and somewhat furry looking in appearance. For extra credit, you make Chewbacca sounds as you are taking this dump. Can be easily referred to as the Chewy dump.
by Fart_Master7 March 26, 2009
When I was drunk last night, pizza seemed like a great idea, but now I've got the Domino's dumps! See also Papa's Poops
by BigD1227 January 11, 2011
When you have to poop so bad, when you sit on the toilet, all your crap shoots out of your butthole like a shotgun. Somtimes happens when your sick and you have diarrea.
Dude 1 - "Dude i just took a shotgun dump"
Dude 2 - "Are you sick?"
Dude 1 - "Naw, i just had to go real bad"
Dude 2 - "Are you sick?"
Dude 1 - "Naw, i just had to go real bad"
by AddamsAppleDude January 23, 2010
The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.
Abv. BaD or B&D
Abv. BaD or B&D
Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.
by TheMasta333 April 14, 2009
Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.
It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.
It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.
Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.
It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.
Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs December 27, 2007