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by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.
Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?
Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...
Human 1: I'm horny already...
Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...
Human 1: I'm horny already...
by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.
by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023

A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.
Brad loves me. 🤍
by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021

A conservative Christian comedian who gets a lot of flak for being a firebrand of the aforementioned three C's.
Despite his lack of popularity, he seems like a decent guy, but could definitely benefit from doing more objective research into the things he talks about either in serious discourse or onstage.
Despite his lack of popularity, he seems like a decent guy, but could definitely benefit from doing more objective research into the things he talks about either in serious discourse or onstage.
Miriam: Have you ever seen this Brad Stine guy before? Oh, I forgot, you're atheist, NVM.
Me: Nah, I've seen him before. Used to really like him.
Me: Nah, I've seen him before. Used to really like him.
by Bargainingfritos April 23, 2024

by bomwan July 30, 2022
